pepperonis

big ass red nipples

daaaayum that girl has some busted pepperonis!

pepperonis by Mallory January 6, 2004

Pepperonis

A multitude of pepperoni, more than one pepperoni.

Yo dawg, if I take my pizza outside I'll be droppin' pepperonis all over the ground.

Dawg your trippin'

Yo fresh I just dropped pepperonis on the dudes car, I told you so.

Pepperonis by J-rome April 20, 2006

Always guard your pepperonis

That one time in regular show the movie when muscle man from the future sexually assaulted his younger self by slapping both of his mantits onto his face right after teaching him the importance of always guarding his pepperonis

Future muscle man: I know something that you don't
Past muscle man: What's that?
Future muscle man: Always guard your pepperonis *aggressively slaps younger muscle man's mantits*
Past muscle man: AEAEAEAEAEAEAEASSDDRSDIHSICLOKALKAJK(that noise muscle man makes)

Always guard your pepperonis by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

hairy pepperonis 

pepperonis that have hair on/around them

He has hairy pepperonis

hairy pepperonis by Mallory January 6, 2004

Smushed pepperonis 

When you stand on a girls titties with your heels and pee in her nostrils.

Me and drew did smushed pepperonis last night.

Smushed pepperonis by Drew is my daddy June 7, 2018

cock of pepperoni 

A cock of pepperoni is a measurement of a 10 inch piece of pepperoni thus making a half cock of pepperoni a 5 inch piece of pepperoni

Ex. Hey bubs would you like a cock of pepperoni? Sure Rick Ill take a half a cock

cock of pepperoni by Philadelphia Collins February 14, 2015

ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.

Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

ripperoni pepperoni by MetroplexPrime96 July 14, 2018