Pepperonism 

The religion of worshipping the supremacy of pepperoni and pizza, and worshipping the great Lord Pepsus Crust. After death, people become pepperoni. Followers of this religion are known as pepperonites.

Bob: Hail Lord Pepsus. Hail Lord Pepsus. Pepperoni can do anything.

Joe: Must be that new Pepperonism religion thing going around.

Pepperonism by sbd01 February 8, 2015

cock of pepperoni 

A cock of pepperoni is a measurement of a 10 inch piece of pepperoni thus making a half cock of pepperoni a 5 inch piece of pepperoni

Ex. Hey bubs would you like a cock of pepperoni? Sure Rick Ill take a half a cock

cock of pepperoni by Philadelphia Collins February 14, 2015

ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.

Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

ripperoni pepperoni by MetroplexPrime96 July 14, 2018

Spicy Pepperoni 

A Guy who likes to hang out with his friends at the pool.

Wow! Mr. Ohayon really is a spicy pepperoni.

Spicy Pepperoni by Bepis Conke February 28, 2018

rest in pepperoni 

Practically meaning the loss of something with lesser or no value.

A: Oh no the mushroom fell off the cliff!
B: Rest in pepperonis.

rest in pepperoni by Disguyiscray January 17, 2016

pepperoni hotdog 

The action of flicking a female’s nipple until they become erect and the proceeding to insert the nipple into the tip of an erect male penis

Dude last night we pepperoni hotdoged with both boobies.

pepperoni hotdog by Tophmister August 15, 2021

pepperoni stack 

noun, slang.
A nonchalant reference or nomer for the male genitalia. Commonly used to mask the immediate intention of the reference in the presence of young children.

"When the dog jumped on my lap, he stomped on my pepperoni stack."

pepperoni stack by Godulous January 22, 2009