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pron. (pee-oam).
Pathetic excuse of a man
Girlfriend: Come outside and help me, I shouldn't have to cook the barbecue.
Boyfriend: No, I'm playing PlayStation.
Girlfriend: You are such a peoam.
peoam by bwil84 July 7, 2009
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perambulaphobia 

fear of walkers, i.e., perambulators, and their likeness to the walking dead or white walkers
It’ll be at least two more TV seasons before I can try to begin overcoming my perambulaphobia.
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The Peametric System 

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor
Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger
Peyam is a Kurdish name which means "Happy news" or " happy message" or " Holy news" , " holy way" , " advice". A "peyam" can not be negative or bad news.
- Din peyameki jwani haya = The religion has a holy message
- Peyami mn bo to awaya ka agat la daiko bawkt bet = My advice for you is to take good care of your family.
peyam by Poet_peter September 29, 2013
Spanish term for " pay attention to me" it's like asking another to give their attention to you if they care for you.
Pelame is used by itself. kind of like asking "HEY" give me your attention
pelame by ceasar76040 January 5, 2017

Pedamundo 

1. Pedamundo is a holiday created by John Mayer on 6-11-2009 to be celebrated on Friday and Saturday of the second weekend of June every year.

2. Pedamundo may also be used as an adjective to describe the events or feelings inspired by particular situations commonly associated with Pedamundo celebrations.
1. "You know that buzz you have 2.5 drinks in where everything in the world feels achievable? That is Pedamundo." - twitter.com/johncmayer

2. Alternatively: "When the lyrics to Sweet Child O' Mine describe your life story, that is Pedamundo." - twitter.com/johncmayer

3. Also: "If you could listen to every Beach Boys song instantaneously, it still would lack the feel good summer spirit of Pedamundo" - twitter.com/johncmayer
Pedamundo by SubstanceD June 11, 2009

Pedamphibaphobia 

The fear of stepping on a frog barefoot and causing it to explode getting frog guts and juices all over your foot.
Dude #1: Hey man! Let's go gig some frogs!
Dude #2: Uhh i dont think so. I have Pedamphibaphobia.
Pedamphibaphobia by xMerlonx June 23, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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