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Pélame la Banana 

Spanish slang ,for jack me off often used in a sexual act of having someone jack you off. Often used in a double meaning by referring to a males dick as a banana and the act of peeling the banana referring to how the person wants you to Jack said person off. “ Pélame la Banana” is also a song by an artist called the general where he tells Juna to peel his banana.
Juana Pélame La Banana

Juana Peel my Banana. (Juana Jack Me Off)

Sientate I Pélame la Banana

Sit down and peel my banana ( Sit down and jack me off)

plamegate 

Nixon had Watergate, the Clintons had Whitewater. This is Leakwater.
Often called Plamegate, Rovegate or the CIA Leak Case, Leakwater is a better name for the White House scandal over the leaking of a CIA operative's name to discredit and intimidate her husband and other White House critics. See also "The Leaker," a John Sherffius cartoon of July 11, 2005, which shows Karl Rove taking a leak on the CIA seal.
What's the President up to now? This smells worse than Leakwater.

(alternate name: Plamegate)
plamegate by RSD September 6, 2008

plamegate 

The political scandal based around the 2003 leak of a covert CIA operative's identify. Valerie Plame Wilson, the agent, was the wife of a political enemy of George W. Bush leading up to the Iraqi invasion.
Karl Rove was involved in Plamegate.
plamegate by drew99 October 2, 2005
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plamedi by Beautifulgirl456 December 31, 2016

The Peametric System 

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor
Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger

plamedie 

Sexy young woman with a fantastic sense of humor, she's strong,independent,loyal,caring and a very goood friend. She's also a person with a very good sense of style and is very smart
A strong grownin teen named plamedie x
plamedie by onlybossp December 30, 2013