A humorous, albeit inappropriate, game involving a minimum of two people. One person will whisper penis while the second male or female will whisper it louder. The game will continue until the person who says "Penis" the loudest gets caught. That person loses while the rest of the participants win.
Person1: Hey, do yall wanna play The Penis Game?
Person2: penis
Person3: Penis
Person4:PEnis
Person1:PENis
Person2:PENIs
Person3: PENIS
Person4: PENIS!
Person1: PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!
Teacher/ Assistant Principal: That's a detention to you. Get your butt over here, so we may paddle you!
Rest of the students: -Whistling with innocence-
Person2: penis
Person3: Penis
Person4:PEnis
Person1:PENis
Person2:PENIs
Person3: PENIS
Person4: PENIS!
Person1: PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!
Teacher/ Assistant Principal: That's a detention to you. Get your butt over here, so we may paddle you!
Rest of the students: -Whistling with innocence-
by BeerChuggin'German June 13, 2010
A socio-mental illness that manifests as "politcal swinging" from the Left to the Right, or vice versa. Usually caused by a lack of confidence in a politcal leader.
So-CalledLiberal: "Fuck! Obama's policies were nothing what I imagined!"
Rush Limbaugh: "Careful, Democrat. You're experiencing Bipolitical Disorder. Take a week off.
Rush Limbaugh: "Careful, Democrat. You're experiencing Bipolitical Disorder. Take a week off.
by BeerChuggin'German February 24, 2010
A algebraic equation useful for determining the youngest age-cutoff a female may be before the guy dates her. Let X equal the male's age ( Or female, if she's older.), while Y will represent the youngest age of a female a guy may date.
Next, identify the male's age and replace "X" with it. Suppose Jim was 15. We write it like this:
1/2(15)+7
Now, the Order of Operations principal applies here! Divide one by the two to get one half, and then find half of fifteen. Don't forget to keep the seven; It would be disgusting if Jim dated a 7.5 year old!
7.7+7
Add the number, matching up the place value carefully, and there you have it; Jim may date a 14.5 year old girl if he went for younger women.
Next, identify the male's age and replace "X" with it. Suppose Jim was 15. We write it like this:
1/2(15)+7
Now, the Order of Operations principal applies here! Divide one by the two to get one half, and then find half of fifteen. Don't forget to keep the seven; It would be disgusting if Jim dated a 7.5 year old!
7.7+7
Add the number, matching up the place value carefully, and there you have it; Jim may date a 14.5 year old girl if he went for younger women.
If you are shit at math and/ or the 1/2X+7 Rule, here's a table for you, you lazy fucktards.
Male: Female:
15 14.5
16 15
17 15.5
18 16
19 16.5
20 17
Etc... So on, and so on. The coefficient is 1/2, while the constant is 7.
Male: Female:
15 14.5
16 15
17 15.5
18 16
19 16.5
20 17
Etc... So on, and so on. The coefficient is 1/2, while the constant is 7.
by BeerChuggin'German May 23, 2010
A fetish for Native Americans, Native American culture, or Native American whatever. Typically found in Greenland by horny Danes, Savage Plague has since made a few outbreaks in Asia, Australia, and even parts of backward Europe. Derives from the words "Noble Savage," a derogatory term for Native Americans.
Euroamerican dude: Damn! Did you see that sexy dark skinned, straight black haired chick walk by? She has a huge ass!
Some random dude: Shut the fucking hell up! Valiciana will kick your fucking Savage Plague'd ass!
Euroamerican dude: O_O' I have Sava
Some random dude: Shut the fucking hell up! Valiciana will kick your fucking Savage Plague'd ass!
Euroamerican dude: O_O' I have Sava
by BeerChuggin'German October 04, 2009
PersonOnAIM1: Hey Mitch.
Mitch: Wazup, Juan?
...
Ten Minutes later...
Juan: Hey! Look at this! LOL. 8====D <>
Mitch: Wazup, Juan?
...
Ten Minutes later...
Juan: Hey! Look at this! LOL. 8====D <>
by BeerChuggin'German November 02, 2008
1. (Incorrect) A Jamaican "swear word" used to cover up profanity.
2. (Verb) The noise a bird flying overseas makes. Typically precedes a nice little stinky turd landing on your head if you don't watch out for the passing seagull
3. (Slang) A random noise a person makes to attract pointless attention; to break the ice.
2. (Verb) The noise a bird flying overseas makes. Typically precedes a nice little stinky turd landing on your head if you don't watch out for the passing seagull
3. (Slang) A random noise a person makes to attract pointless attention; to break the ice.
1. StudentInClass1: *CAW* this piece of *CAWWWWWWWW*!
Teacher: Shut up, Steve! Go to detention!
2. Seagull: Caw, caw! -Releases a turd onto a fisher man-
Fisherman: Fuck! Stupid bird shit landed on my head, Mark!
Mark: \o/ (LOL)
3. RandomNoobOnMySpace: CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! G3t this m3ss@ge t@ 5 of ur homeboyz n gurlzzzzzzzz ta get 5 mil!!!!!1eleven1!!
LiteratePersonOnMySpace: Get the *FUCK* off the Internet!
Teacher: Shut up, Steve! Go to detention!
2. Seagull: Caw, caw! -Releases a turd onto a fisher man-
Fisherman: Fuck! Stupid bird shit landed on my head, Mark!
Mark: \o/ (LOL)
3. RandomNoobOnMySpace: CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! G3t this m3ss@ge t@ 5 of ur homeboyz n gurlzzzzzzzz ta get 5 mil!!!!!1eleven1!!
LiteratePersonOnMySpace: Get the *FUCK* off the Internet!
by BeerChuggin'German October 11, 2009
A retarded, nooby way of saying "I am the best" by inserting unnecessary characters and raping the the Proper English language. Most likely found in chatrooms where roleplaying is concerned, though forums, portals, and even actual written documents are starting to become victims of leet-chat.
n00bl3t: i r t3h pwnz0r!!!11111!!!!!1.....!!!!!111111
Elite: Shut the fucking hell up, fucker! You are melting my damn eyeballs by typing it one hundred times!
Elite: Shut the fucking hell up, fucker! You are melting my damn eyeballs by typing it one hundred times!
by BeerChuggin'German June 19, 2010