penisthi

Penisthi is a dog lover and funny quirky person

I love cows, I’m such a penisthi

penisthi by anonymous November 22, 2021

Penistious 

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.

That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'

Penistious by Telgardo March 3, 2020

Penisting 

Penisting is the act of painting with the penis

Example: me and my buddy were penisting and ended up having rough anal sex

@spy_nudes

Penisting by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020

Penishizzle 

The word itself has many uses and can be used as a verb or a noun.
n. A penishizzle, in some circles, has come to be known as an extremely large, awesome, and studd-like penis.
v. To be none other than owned in the male reproductive organs.

n. Dear Lord! Edgar's penis is simply pathetic... He definitely does not have a Penishizzle!

v. Dude... Jettman totally penishizzled Ryan, right in front of Checkers!

Penishizzle by Jeff S. G. July 10, 2005

peniswhipped 

When a girl does anything for her man.

Jessie is peniswhipped to Patrick.

peniswhipped by Lubina August 30, 2005

Penistricken 

1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.

1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.

Penistricken by The Penistriker February 2, 2010

Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.

I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.

Penisticles by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015