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Pennywhistle 

When a man has sex with a woman on her period and the woman performs oral sex to remove all excess blood from the penis.
I know your Aunt Flo is in town, I'll still fuck ya but you gotta gimme a pennywhistle at the end.
Pennywhistle by stooperb June 23, 2019

Penis Whistle 

A penis whistle is when you blow into your victims penis and the sound of a whistle comes out there arsehole.
i will give u a penis whistle if u dont shut the hell up!
Penis Whistle by merpderpp December 23, 2010

penis whistle 

n. Another name for penis or cock. It is a term more often used to suggest the penis as a flute, irish tin whistle, or kazoo. It can also be refered to as a game, sexual in nature.
"What did I tell you about being a penis whistle?"

"Hey baby, lets get drunk later and play penis whistle..."

"I'm gonna make you play 'Oh Danny Boy' on my penis whistle if you don't shut up!"
penis whistle by Jai' Hodge January 2, 2006

pennywhistles and moonpies 

Something they must have had in the 40's and 50's. As far as I know, a pennywhistle would be an old fashion term for "a whistle that costs a penny". Go figure. A moonpie would just be a somewhat archaic term for a pie shaped like the moon (circular).
"Now go and spend it on pennywhistles and moonpies!"

Penis Whistle 

Flute, Recorder, clarinet, piccolo... etc
Johnathan! You like playing your penis whistle.
Penis Whistle by ignavus November 13, 2014

Pennywhistle 

One's manhood.
Also known as 'end blown fipple flute' or 'willy whistle'.
'Would you like to see my pennywhistle?'
Pennywhistle by SamuelJohnson October 29, 2008
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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