Penisless

To be without a penis.

Seda has no penis so he is penisless .

by Jorge Radley December 12, 2008

penisless

without penis

i am penisless

by penislessness October 6, 2008

Penisless syndrome

when one man has no penis, it is also classified as a woman. all people are supposed to be born with penises, but none is attached when born.

Jack Black- "Oh that Jacob (from twilight) dude, yeah he has penisless syndrome"

Max Vorheis-"oh... that explains alot..."

by Jackisbeast August 6, 2011

the fast and the penisless

A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.

Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.

Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.

by James Myrick October 10, 2007

Penisweasel

A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.

Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?

Object of Seduction: Well...

Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?

Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel

by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014

Pepsiless

When you buy a Pepsi and someone takes it and drinks all of it right in front of you. You are now pepsiless.

I drank my friend’s Pepsi and now he is PEPSILESS.

by GaggleForf November 29, 2018

pantsless grampa

A sexual joke, laugh at by Troy (Donald Glover) on Community.

Pierce talking to Abed-"Look I really don't need your advice and I'm not your pantsless grampa."
Troy-Laugh "pantsless grampa" second laugh.
Pierce-Looks up.
Scene ends

by Samarui_30 October 30, 2009