Penisness

The multiple of penises

You have so many penisness

by Elpapi November 2, 2021

Penisweasel

A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.

Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?

Object of Seduction: Well...

Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?

Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel

by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014

peziness

the best way to say nipples. It can also be said as "pezones" in Spanish language. It is the mix of "piness" and "pezones"

hey, what did you do?
I've just touched your peziness, is that wrong?

by Xaxumbecriosan December 16, 2014

Penises

Are fun to play with.

"I like to play with penises."

by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003

gayer than a bag of penises

Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.

Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.

by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006

smoking penises

what I do on the weekends

Guy 1: I'm tripping off of LSD
Guy 2: That's gay man, I'm tripping off of smoking penises

Guy 1: Yo that's sick dude. lemme try that.

by Young Thug July 13, 2015

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope January 11, 2009