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Penisweasel
A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.
Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?
Object of Seduction: Well...
Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?
Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel
Object of Seduction: Well...
Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?
Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel
Penisweasel by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014
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peziness
the best way to say nipples. It can also be said as "pezones" in Spanish language. It is the mix of "piness" and "pezones"
peziness by Xaxumbecriosan December 16, 2014
Penises
Penises by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
gayer than a bag of penises
Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.
Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.
Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.
Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.
gayer than a bag of penises by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006
smoking penises
Guy 1: I'm tripping off of LSD
Guy 2: That's gay man, I'm tripping off of smoking penises
Guy 1: Yo that's sick dude. lemme try that.
Guy 2: That's gay man, I'm tripping off of smoking penises
Guy 1: Yo that's sick dude. lemme try that.
smoking penises by Young Thug July 13, 2015
At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself
"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)
"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)
-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."
(Introspective)
"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)
-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."
Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.
A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)
B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")
C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")
A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)
B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")
C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")