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bro did you hear that jim and james had a peniskamp last night?!?!

peniskamp by yes46226 September 20, 2020

Words you can keep

Penisdump

A Place where you go to recycle your used dildos. Responsibly.

''Where can I throw my dildo?'' ''The penisdump!''

Penisdump by GG_HotBabe July 17, 2012

Related Words

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Pennekamped

To be extremely disappointed with the outcome of something. A letdown of epic proportion. Named after the John Pennekamp in Key Largo, Florida, the biggest disappointment known to man

Guy 1: Yo did you and your girlfriend have sex last night?
Guy 2: No, she was on her period. I got pennekamped

Pennekamped by Keys 2011 July 6, 2011

Peniskake

Translates to '' Peniscake '' in norwegian. Common word to call your friend when he is being a dick, or a '' Peniscake ''

Dude! Stop! You're being such a Peniskake right now!
LOL You look like a peniskake.

Peniskake by Peniskakemannen August 9, 2016

PenisPump

Suction device for male enlargement!

Suckerfish me PenisPump!

PenisPump by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 19, 2020

penishumper

a person peferbly women who like to hump huge dicks

my ex nina was a huge penishumper

penishumper by LizCorpse October 15, 2007

Penispumple

A large blister or cyst like growth created from overuse of a penis pump.

Jack: My junk hurts.
Jill: Damn, that's the biggest penispumple I've ever seen!

Penispumple by Crippey Boy June 13, 2014

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026