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1. the act of two (or more) persons rubbing their penises against one another

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2. two men urinating at the same time and place, with an implication that they are participating in 1.
1. The gay porn video featured a lot of fellatio, tons of anal sex, and a few swordfights.

2. I'd like to finish this game of pool when John and Jeff get back from their swordfight.
by Chad Baker May 13, 2004
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the act of two males using their erect penises as swords then clashing them together till one ejaculates.
sean and mason sword fight all the time and lastnight sean lost and he came all over masons nut sack
by premiumwiener69 June 20, 2007
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when two guys use their dicks as swords...
I was really drunk one time and I went to the bathroom where this gay guy in my frat was just finishing showering. He asked me if I wanted to have a swordfight. It was cool. I won.
by kingfish September 29, 2003
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Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.
We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.
by grasshoppers January 20, 2003
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n. Any event or locale where males significantly outnumber females. See penis party, sausage party, sausagefest, Georgia Tech.
Anything involving physics, computers, or engineering; strip clubs, whackass clubs.
by keyshaw January 01, 2005
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Where two males grab their 9 inch swords and touch them together until they cum in each other's eyeballs, when this is achieved they proceed to enjoy anal x
"Oh yeah did you see Sam and Ellis have a sword fight!'
by Bigpenismason March 06, 2017
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