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Edward Penisfingers 

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.
"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

penisified 

the act of being hit in the face with a penis.
AH HA ! you have just been penisified!
penisified by penismaster690 November 30, 2010

penisfish 

i dont want a fish with a dick bigger then mine!

daddy i want a "penisfish"

Penisfire 

The sensation that occurs when a male person gets a venereal disease.
John cried loudly because of his penisfire.
Penisfire by BugsyTK January 4, 2007

penisfriend 

A guy who is only kept around for sexual purposes, with no serious romantic or emotional connection. Unlike a friend with benefits, a penisfriend's only function is to respond to bootycalls--an actual friendship does not not exist (but one may develop as a side effect).

A dildo with its own life.
My roommate's trying to take it slow with this new guy she really likes, so she's got a penisfriend on the side to vent all of her sexual frustration.
penisfriend by HLRP April 1, 2011

penified 

when an object or person has had a penis drawn onto it/them
Last night I got really drunk and someone totally penified my face
penified by sargentscrots November 17, 2009