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Edward Penisfingers 

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.
"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

penisified 

the act of being hit in the face with a penis.
AH HA ! you have just been penisified!
penisified by penismaster690 November 30, 2010

penisfish 

a fish with a 8 inch penis!!
i dont want a fish with a dick bigger then mine!

daddy i want a "penisfish"

Penisfire 

The sensation that occurs when a male person gets a venereal disease.
John cried loudly because of his penisfire.
Penisfire by BugsyTK January 4, 2007

penisfriend 

A guy who is only kept around for sexual purposes, with no serious romantic or emotional connection. Unlike a friend with benefits, a penisfriend's only function is to respond to bootycalls--an actual friendship does not not exist (but one may develop as a side effect).

A dildo with its own life.
My roommate's trying to take it slow with this new guy she really likes, so she's got a penisfriend on the side to vent all of her sexual frustration.
penisfriend by HLRP April 1, 2011

penified 

when an object or person has had a penis drawn onto it/them
Last night I got really drunk and someone totally penified my face
penified by sargentscrots November 17, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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