penisfie

A selfie of ones of penis.

My girlfriend asked me to send a penisfie....a selfie of my penis.

by Pipg April 25, 2024

Edward Penisfingers

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.

"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009

penisified

the act of being hit in the face with a penis.

AH HA ! you have just been penisified!

by penismaster690 November 30, 2010

penisfish

a fish with a 8 inch penis!!

i dont want a fish with a dick bigger then mine!

daddy i want a "penisfish"

by your moms sinky hole June 8, 2010

Penisfire

The sensation that occurs when a male person gets a venereal disease.

John cried loudly because of his penisfire.

by BugsyTK January 4, 2007

penisfriend

A guy who is only kept around for sexual purposes, with no serious romantic or emotional connection. Unlike a friend with benefits, a penisfriend's only function is to respond to bootycalls--an actual friendship does not not exist (but one may develop as a side effect).

A dildo with its own life.

My roommate's trying to take it slow with this new guy she really likes, so she's got a penisfriend on the side to vent all of her sexual frustration.

by HLRP April 1, 2011

penified

when an object or person has had a penis drawn onto it/them

Last night I got really drunk and someone totally penified my face

by sargentscrots November 17, 2009