A Peniser is a chronic and dedicatedMasturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.
Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbateyesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy
Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"
Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"
A beast with the world's largest 5 inch penis. It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.
The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"
Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus
Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.
The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag
In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag
Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.
Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.
When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.
People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
The pre-evolved form of erectisaur, penisaur is a freakin hard rock type pokemon and is known for its feared attack "deep penetration" and is related to that nigger pokemon electabuzz.
Million years ago the greatest and most feared dinosaur wasn't the tyrannosaurus or Velociraptor but the Penisouras who conquered and destroyed The Neanderthall's great cities and country's. This Dinosaur was over 50 feet tall weighing over 30 tons and could shoot its hot sticky goo over 1000 ft in distance.