Peniscus

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A synonym for a penis

When a nurse or geinocologyst gives a mans peniscus an ultrasound

Peniscus by Goou November 23, 2019

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peniscus

The fat above the penis/ vagina and below the "fat ridge" located directly above your the belt. Often times people with a peniscus must set their bloated carcass ass on the toilet seat and hope they situated themselves in such a manner that their shit and other excriment rolls down their fat creases and into the toilet instead of all over the floor or themselves. The only action left is to hop in the shower.

Oh my god! my peniscus just put my shit all over the floor! Damnit! Help! for the love of god someone clean up my shit!

peniscus by ajgamerguy July 12, 2007

Related Words

peniscus • Penis custard • peniscum • Peniscular • penisculus • penisus • penircus • Penisbuster • peniscaust • peniscrushed

Peniscus

A synonym for penis

When a nurse or geinocolycuiest gives a man's peniscus an ultrasound, checking for tumors very professionally.

Peniscus by Goou December 1, 2019

penisculus

A micro penis

He is just a Penisculus bastard. Because he has a BMW thinks that we can see though his pants

penisculus by PhaDirtySouth December 9, 2022

Peniscular

something that is erect and upright

That flag pole is very peniscular.

Peniscular by Chance Bunnell January 9, 2008

penisculus

A micro penis

He is just a Penisculus bastard. Because he has a BMW thinks that we can see though his pants

penisculus by PhaDirtySouth December 9, 2022

penircus

noun. A term describing acrobatic feats performed by the male genitalia, mainly the penis. A combination of the words penis and circus. Possible feats could include swinging the penis like a trapeze, making it go around in circles, or putting its head in a lion's mouth.

Jane: How was that date of yours last night?

Mary: Wonderful!

Jane: How so? Was a penircus involved?

Mary: You betcha! It was a regular 3-ring penircus! I even had to buy tickets!

penircus by Julia Goolia December 15, 2005

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026