penis town

"im going to penis town" or "just got out of penis town" is two sentenses using the word "penis town". "penis town" is a way to say that something sucks, penis town is where you go when youre at the lowest point in your life. and where you got whatever sucks so badly.

after this im headed straight to penis town.

by penis townsman September 2, 2022

Penis town

Adjective
Describes something that is very unfortunate; similar to “that sucks” or “that blows” but more intense because both sucking and blowing happen in Penis Town

“Why would your job replace you? That’s penis town.”

by Not Garfield August 11, 2023

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian

"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008

Penistone

A place in the Pennines, north west of England
full of polish
not advisable to go there
its just the definition of a shit hole

Penistone Church F.C are shit
just like Penistone itself, SHIT!

by Robert Wade1 December 21, 2008

Traffic on Penistone Road

Frenetic sexual activity.

I'm late because Traffic on Penistone Road was busy this morning

by Eoin Shardlut July 19, 2011

Penistonbird

The second name of the most majestic family ever alive. When you see a penistonbird you must bend down and pray especially if they are called Henry. Penistonbirds also are very good in bed with birds (ladys).

Damn he is rlly good in bed he must be a Penistonbird

by Saki_K November 14, 2023