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the penis song 

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.
"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."
the penis song by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

the penis song 

THE KICK-ASS-EST SONG!!...song by Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, and Selma Blair in The Sweetest Thing...

Lyrics:

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here


Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick
Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Staring your penis"

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
the penis song by <3 Emi <3 October 16, 2005

penismonger 

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.
My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*
penismonger by Lisa March 13, 2003

Penisong 

When you change the words of a song you are singing, and relate almost every line to a penis.
Penisong to the "Fireman Sam" Theme
"Fucking through the penis streets, sucking penis as he greets. He's always on a penis, penis ham, with his penis bright and green, penis ham, you can not ignore, penis is the penis next door."
Penisong by Bryian. February 25, 2009

penismonger 

One who trades in male reproductive organs
"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market
penismonger by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

Penismongering 

Like warmongering - asking, even trying to make war happen. But, y'know, trying to make penis happen.
Ah, don't mind Jerry he's just penismongering.
Penismongering by Lechuga3738 July 31, 2022