penis song
penis song by Can I get a Hoya November 30, 2016
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the penis song
a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.
the penis song by ColdFusion July 12, 2003
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the penis song
THE KICK-ASS-EST SONG!!...song by Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, and Selma Blair in The Sweetest Thing...
Lyrics:
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick
Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Staring your penis"
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
Lyrics:
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick
Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Staring your penis"
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
the penis song by <3 Emi <3 October 16, 2005
penismonger
Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.
penismonger by Lisa March 13, 2003
penismonger
penismonger by RabidWombat June 1, 2004
Penismongering
Like warmongering - asking, even trying to make war happen. But, y'know, trying to make penis happen.
Penismongering by Lechuga3738 July 31, 2022
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