Penisong

When you change the words of a song you are singing, and relate almost every line to a penis.

Penisong to the "Fireman Sam" Theme
"Fucking through the penis streets, sucking penis as he greets. He's always on a penis, penis ham, with his penis bright and green, penis ham, you can not ignore, penis is the penis next door."

by Bryian. February 25, 2009

penising

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.

Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.

by serbear4u February 15, 2009

penismonger

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

by Lisa March 13, 2003

Penising

The act of inserting your penis.

"So I was penising my girlfriend the other day..."

"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."

by Charles La Dank October 10, 2013

penismonger

One who trades in male reproductive organs

"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

Penising

The verb of the noun "penis" meaning to engage in activities involving the male genetalia. Sentences involving this word are useful to relieve the monotony of tedious lessons, CCF exercises. Try exclaiming one of the examples below when everything is quiet.

Sir, tell Chris to stop penising me...

'Tis rather penising, is it not peaceful maiden?

Sometimes this place is just so penising.

I hear they've booked Chris for penising with intent.

by Ed W, who is Lord November 11, 2004

Péngsōng de qì'é

A really stupid mix between an idiot and a dummy. When together, they look kind of like a squashed potato rotting away. If you see one of them, please eject them-oh! There's one right over there who wrote the "Kaymunk" definition!

*Péngsōng de qì'é was ejected*

Péngsōng de qì'é really looks like a fox butt.

by Not a squashed potato March 13, 2022