peniority
peniority by seksimopho September 5, 2012
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peniority
having a penis that is much thicker, longer, and bigger than another. could either be circumcised or uncut.
usually includes ball size and how much cum is released.
usually includes ball size and how much cum is released.
peniority by bigballzboi September 20, 2012
Penility Factor
(n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "P-Factor."
Penility Factor by Ronniucci June 17, 2010
Penisity
Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.
Penisity by homebrew dave November 7, 2012
total priority
A measurement used to distinguish between items of work that are all deemed by the customer to be the highest priority.
When everything is priority 1, you can calculate the total priority by asking what order those tasks should be done in. The total priority is a representation of this order, for instance 1a, 1b, 1c.
If you find you end up with multiple items with the same total priority, simple repeat the process and append another letter e.g. 1aa, 1ab, 1ac until they get the message.
When everything is priority 1, you can calculate the total priority by asking what order those tasks should be done in. The total priority is a representation of this order, for instance 1a, 1b, 1c.
If you find you end up with multiple items with the same total priority, simple repeat the process and append another letter e.g. 1aa, 1ab, 1ac until they get the message.
"Taking into consideration the total priority of those 20 high priority tasks, I think I'll be able to do 3 of them by next week"
total priority by lovetoseeit February 14, 2021
Seniority
when people are placed in a higher position solely based on age. This concept is unfortunately present in many high school sports teams, especially tennis teams.
person 1: hey did you make varsity?
person 2: no
person 1: why?
person 2: seniority
literally every person ever: ohhh, that sucks
person 2: no
person 1: why?
person 2: seniority
literally every person ever: ohhh, that sucks
Seniority by John Doe 37391833910 November 12, 2019
penility
(n) 1. The progressive loss of higher mental functions, and eventually motor skills, due to overuse of one's love muscle for thinking with.
A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.
A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.
Bob: As I was saying, infection of the lymphatic vessels may cause thickening of the skin and enlargement of underlying tissu... WOAH, BOOBIES!!1! .... Huh?
Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??
Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??
penility by Et tu, Spongebob? July 7, 2011
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