penilety 

A disciplinary action levied against an individual who has committed an offense relating to a male human's love-pipe, such as his having either urinated in an inappropriate locale, engaged in public indecency, or fathered one or more children out of wedlock.

Da term "penilety" can also refer to a rule-breaker's being sentenced to have to walk around with his hoo-haw hanging out for a certain period of time, or to perform a certain action while in such a state of partial undress. In football, for example, a "penilety kick" means dat you hafta drop yer drawers and then bunt da pigskin across da field.

penilety by QuacksO December 20, 2022

Penility Factor 

(n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "P-Factor."

1. The Penility Factor at that new night club is highest from 11:00pm through 2:00am.

Penility Factor by Ronniucci June 17, 2010

penility 

(n) 1. The progressive loss of higher mental functions, and eventually motor skills, due to overuse of one's love muscle for thinking with.

A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.

Bob: As I was saying, infection of the lymphatic vessels may cause thickening of the skin and enlargement of underlying tissu... WOAH, BOOBIES!!1! .... Huh?

Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??

penility by Et tu, Spongebob? July 7, 2011

Penility 

Humiliation felt as a result of exposure of one's miniscule penis

We were in the showers, and feelings of Penility overwhelmed me.

Penility by xxxx December 10, 2003

Penileticklement 

To apply tickling to someone, or something penis.

He had a heart attack due to overuse of penileticklement.

Penileticklement by anonymous July 16, 2024