penilties 

Word that a noob forum spammer, AKA bigdawg007, says when he means penalties and hasnt recieved a proper education to know how to spell.

~celebration penilties~
anyone see the terrible officiating in the georgia/lsu game. never been much of a offciating debater but, the out come of any game should never be affected by a bad call and there was two at the end of that game,SEC OFFICIATING IS FRIGIN TERRIBLE,learns the difference between celabrating with your teammates and taunting, which is what that rule is for anyways you friggin idiots,good game LSU an UGA,to bad the officials got in the way

penilties by Blacksleaf October 4, 2009

Peniles 

When someone has a shiny scalp with no hair, and their head looks like the tip of a penis.

Look at Paul, he's one of the peniles.

Peniles by Real defs March 2, 2015

penilised

To have recieved a penis into any given orific

Mate, I wouldn't go down the park after night time. Theres a good chance you will get penilised

penilised by crazysteve1986 September 4, 2009

friends with penalties 

A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.

How long have those two been dating?

They aren't.
Is he at least getting some?
No, they are just friends with penalties.

friends with penalties by heylookatthat December 24, 2014

Peniotis 

A small penis; one of little size and mass.

Kalivas has a peniotis.

Peniotis by Miguel February 15, 2004

penistoes  

1. toes that have touched a penis, simply to stroke or to give a "toejob", i.e., handjob with toes
2. a textual banner on your cell phone that expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Can only be placed by a friend or a lover, never by one's self.

1. "Dude, she totally gave me her penistoes last night!"
2. "Why does it say penistoes on your cell phone?"
"Dude. BFF put it there."
"Oh."

penistoes by molomer April 17, 2009

friend with penalties 

A member of the opposite sex, that you know because they make it clear they have been in love with you since you met. You refuse their romantic gestures almost coldheartedly, and struggle to keep them at an arm's length, but safely within the friend zone, because they have some value or benefit for you. Unknowingly, they constantly attempt to make their affections for you more clear sand present them to you in painful obvious ways. Only to be rejected, repeatedly. You have "penalties" like, you refrain from casual hugs, or physical contacts, emotional outbursts or gratitude, for fear they might see it as a positive thing! Some form of an advance on your part, so you have to monitor your standard behavior when around them.

Oh, ya... That's nobody sexual, just my friend with penalties *name* and it's NOT like that!! For real, don't play around, and catch me a stalker!

friend with penalties by LadyWurdz July 21, 2016