A bizarre condition in where once nibbled on by a penguin, they develop a "love" towards them, and can't stop thinking about them, this mythical disease is believed to made Linus, the creator of Linux, pick a penguin as a mascot for his newly made operating system
This is a condition that I conjured up for a condition that I did not know a name for.
The condition is when you work or exercise in an environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your butt and into your nether-regions and causes an irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.
It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/irritation between your legs.
1.It is said when penguins remind themselves of their weird,horribly-designed or evil fiction counter-parts. 2.It is also said when penguins try to summon a demon.
1."Hey, remember about PenguinMcOpus-Maru?"
1."Yeah, why do they think we are friends with seals? Why do they think we're evil?"