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Penguinitis
A bizarre condition in where once nibbled on by a penguin, they develop a "love" towards them, and can't stop thinking about them, this mythical disease is believed to made Linus, the creator of Linux, pick a penguin as a mascot for his newly made operating system
Penguinitis by Sir Terry December 30, 2012
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Penguinitis
"Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them."
If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!
If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!
Penguinitis by This is CS50 in Los Angeles January 25, 2014
Penguinitis
This is a condition that I conjured up for a condition that I did not know a name for.
The condition is when you work or exercise in an environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your butt and into your nether-regions and causes an irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.
It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/irritation between your legs.
you must walk like a Penguin or feel the pain.
The condition is when you work or exercise in an environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your butt and into your nether-regions and causes an irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.
It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/irritation between your legs.
you must walk like a Penguin or feel the pain.
man1: Whats wrong with you? You are walking funny.
man2: Nuttin' man I just got a bad case of Penguinitis.
man1: Damn son, early stage or late stage?
man2: Oh, Its FULL BLOWN PENGUINITIS!
man2: Nuttin' man I just got a bad case of Penguinitis.
man1: Damn son, early stage or late stage?
man2: Oh, Its FULL BLOWN PENGUINITIS!
Penguinitis by Gotthemstacksholla June 3, 2014
PenguinMcOpus-Maru
1.It is said when penguins remind themselves of their weird,horribly-designed or evil fiction counter-parts. 2.It is also said when penguins try to summon a demon.
1."Hey, remember about PenguinMcOpus-Maru?"
1."Yeah, why do they think we are friends with seals? Why do they think we're evil?"
2."Hocus-pocus, abra, dabra,cabra. PenguimMcOpus-Maru."
1."Yeah, why do they think we are friends with seals? Why do they think we're evil?"
2."Hocus-pocus, abra, dabra,cabra. PenguimMcOpus-Maru."
PenguinMcOpus-Maru by Pengiii October 14, 2018
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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