This is a condition that I conjured up for a condition that I did not know a name for.
The condition is when you work or exercise in an
environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your butt and into your nether-regions and causes an
irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.
It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/
irritation between your legs.
you must walk like a Penguin or feel the pain.