Penguinitis 

A bizarre condition in where once nibbled on by a penguin, they develop a "love" towards them, and can't stop thinking about them, this mythical disease is believed to made Linus, the creator of Linux, pick a penguin as a mascot for his newly made operating system

Oh god, I got penguinitis!

Penguinitis by Sir Terry December 30, 2012

Penguinitis 

The 'disease' that inspired Linus Torvalds, Linux creator, to make a penguin (Tux) the Linux logo.

"Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them."

If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!

Penguinitis by This is CS50 in Los Angeles January 25, 2014

Penguinitis 

This is a condition that I conjured up for a condition that I did not know a name for.

The condition is when you work or exercise in an environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your butt and into your nether-regions and causes an irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.

It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/irritation between your legs.

you must walk like a Penguin or feel the pain.

man1: Whats wrong with you? You are walking funny.

man2: Nuttin' man I just got a bad case of Penguinitis.

man1: Damn son, early stage or late stage?

man2: Oh, Its FULL BLOWN PENGUINITIS!

Penguinitis by Gotthemstacksholla June 3, 2014

Penguinity 

(n) A religion glorifying the penguin as god. There is Penguin-Jesus, Penguin-God, Penguin-Angels, Penguin-Demons, etc. The Penguin is an all knowing, beautiful being who is the real source of happiness and love and peace.

An example of a sermon in a Church of Penguinity:

"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."

Penguinity by PenguinityFollower September 9, 2011

penguinimic 

Where a person looks like a penguin.

The Penguin (bad guy from Batman) is a penguinimic.

penguinimic by Jikosh October 23, 2005

Penguinnis

When a black male's penis is sized like a white male's

"Hey Shaniqua you heard 'bout Tyrone he's got a penguinnis"
"Oh that is unfortunate"

Penguinnis by Devin8989 January 15, 2015

penguination 

When you are feeling like a penguin and just want to waddle around

Penguination is overcoming me YAYY

penguination by Eyloshai April 7, 2019