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A man with a short and thin penis.
"Because his package was inadequate to satisfy her, she called him "pindick the bugfucker."
pindick by boutsos May 23, 2005
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pendictive

Pendictive is an ubiquitous adjective, widely recognized among scholars and in academics for use in all sorts of discourse. It must be stressed that this word is very much real. The adjective is unique in its property of being universally appropriate and applicable as a description of the universe as a whole and/or all its entities.
Me: *perfected british accent* "That's a bit pendictive, innit?"
You: *another outstanding british accent* "Yeh, I'd say so"
pendictive by hi friend smile November 4, 2020

pendecker 

1 usually offensive : A term referring to pubic hair 2: or a person lacking common sense ; an idiot
1: "I have to shave my pendeckers"

2: "don't be a pendecker"
pendecker by Bellafonte' July 23, 2014

Pendiculum 

(n) The flap of stomach that hangs below the belt line, often times impeding access to the genitals.
With a pendiculum like that, that guy hasn't seen his own junk in years.
Pendiculum by Meat Dept. October 23, 2009
Laughably small dick that could never please a woman.
beta_male2@yahoo.com from Boston has a pindick and enjoys it being laughed at as a coping mechanism. That is why he made this post.
pindick by beta_male2@yahoo.com October 7, 2009
1. (adj.) To be surrounded by dick.

2. (adj.) To be surrounded by people who are dicks.
1. "Man, that crippled girl in the gang bang scene was so completely pandicked."

2. "The folks my mom works with are such jerks. She comes home everyday talking about how pandicked she is from 9 to 5."
pandicked by Gisum the Pooh April 10, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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