pencky

Pencky is a dude with a tiny lil PENIS.
He might be tall, but careful with the apearences, you never know what he is hiding under his panties...

-Hey dude, do you happen to know Pencky?

-Duuuude, isnt he that tall guy with a tiny penis?

pencky by Pencky November 21, 2021

Pencey Summer 

Summer of 2018 with a smell of treason in the air.

VP Mikey Pence's self-loathing, ideology and phony christianity have guaranteed we're gonna have a Pencey Summer—when the Russia scandal comes crashing down upon the entire Trump cabinet.

Pencey Summer by Uncle Joosie July 27, 2018

The Pensky File 

A fictitious project that one who is slacking off claims to be working on. Derived from the Seinfeld episode "The Barber"

"The Pensky File is the big project I'm tackling right now."

The Pensky File by TheDailyZack February 3, 2010

Pencey Prep

1. Name of a (fictional) school that the character Holden Caulfield is kicked out of in the classic novel "The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger.
2. Name of a band formerly fronted by Frank Iero, who is one of the guitarists for internationally popular alternative rock band My Chemical Romance, the front man for hardcore outfit Leathermouth, and owner/founder of Skeleton Crew Records and Clothing Label. The book came first, so it's assumed that Frank and his band mates are fans of "The Catcher in the Rye".

One of Pencey Prep's most popular songs goes by the title "The Secret Golfish"...yeah, I don't get it either.

Person 1: So there's this band Pencey Prep who are really awesome and I think their name is just so creative!
Person 2: Uh, yeah, they're pretty good. But Pencey Prep was taken from this old book...
Person 1: *kills Person 2 with blunt object*

Pencey Prep by SadieZoe July 28, 2008

A Penky 

To have a wank over someones facebook profile.

"I heard he did a Penky over (insert relevant person)"

A Penky by Podraig the leprejew October 8, 2009

Pensky 

A code word for a slacking off for an afternoon, generally used between office collegues.

1. What are you up to this arvo?
2. I'm working on the Pensky file.
1. Right, see you at the pub in 15.
2. Have a beer waiting for me.

Pensky by Spadgio September 22, 2008

Pecky linders 

When it’s so fucking cold outside your nips (nipples) become bullets

Oi nah then Sandra, must be cold outside you got some reyt pecky linders there

Pecky linders by Chayter666 September 7, 2019