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Penchester Penited 

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred
Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !
Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022

penchentable 

when someone is attractive, and you are willing to submit yourself to having sex with them

penchentable is derived from the French verb "se penchent", which means "to bend over"

also see: fuckable
hey, did you see that girl ? she is so penchentable

Penchester United 

Penchester United is a team based in Manchester, England
They shithouses a win by diving and getting dodgy pen calls
Hey did you watch that game last night where Penchester United got a penalty after full time?

peachette 

The thickest peach ever
This is peachette it toadette but peach and it The thickest peach ever
peachette by Wirdman January 16, 2019

peachette 

The thickest peach ever
This is peachette she toadette but pach and it is The thickest peach ever
peachette by Wirdman January 16, 2019

Penchita 

A Spanish slang word indicative of someone or something being such a failure that the word to describe it is not present in the normal lexicon of Spanish, because that level of failure was thought impossible by the inventors of the language.
Jose, can you believe it? Xavier is such a penchita.
Penchita by DevCoderGuyDude October 5, 2012