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A sexually transmitted disease that erodes the vas deferens by dissemenating bitstrings across all of the victim's bodily systems. Infliction of this disease is also commonly referred to as "hugging the ant." Symptoms include obsession with bananas, taking "input" from spouse, misprouncing the names of people simply because the names are not euphonious or American (referred to as addition of glue logic due to potential existence of static hazards), and believing that assesments should be distributed through strict emphasis on time (when it is regarded as axiomatic that the only situation where time is a factor is when Jack Bauer must successfully combat terrorism in the television series 24). People who have been diagnosed with Panetta are unfortunate souls whose only option is to be eliminated from existence.
If you are going to sleep with that girl, make sure you don't catch Panetta!
Panetta by ESR May 26, 2006
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026