Penchita 

A Spanish slang word indicative of someone or something being such a failure that the word to describe it is not present in the normal lexicon of Spanish, because that level of failure was thought impossible by the inventors of the language.

Jose, can you believe it? Xavier is such a penchita.

Penchita by DevCoderGuyDude October 5, 2012

Panchita

A really cool girl, someone who is always there when you need it, someone you can trust. A pretty girl with a great sense of humor. Best friend you'll ever find!

I will talk to Panchita about my problems, she will listen to me.

Panchita by Qwerrrty March 2, 2011

ponchita 

noun. little fat girl :D

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Nick Muroooo

as in that time at el torito when we ate for Nicks birthday and said happy birthday ponchita~

ponchita by ASSYLAAA June 15, 2008

day panchita 

1. Ag katong pisti!!
2. chinese...u know wat im sayin?
3.YEE!!!
4. rich, famouse--- but FAT..hehe
5.has one son (gong gong)

scenario 1
gong gong (patchita's son): "AAAAMMA!!"
patchita: "unsa man dong?"
gong: "naibut akong otin!!!"
patchita: "aaaaaaay ato nang skatchtapan!!"

scenario 2
gongong: ama ama, paliti nya kog.... gimbuuuuy!!
patchita: sigi.
gong: YESS! Kato nya'ng .. gimbuy conlor!
patchita: oo dong
gong: adto na ta ma!
patchita: tala.. gang, gang,.. adto ta's mol kay palitan nato si insik og gimbuy conlor.
lito: okies... *yawa... maypa wa ko niinum atong niadto nako sa ka minsang*

day panchita by ye_bly March 18, 2005