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Pen in the uterus 

Sticking a pencil into your wifes uterus watching her bleed and then die
Yoooo dude i shoved a pen in the uterus of ur hooters chick

don't dip your pen in the company ink 

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".

dipping your pen in company ink 

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.
"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.
He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

pen you in 

A play on the phrase "pencil you in" but adds additional emphasis on the intention of the commitment.
remley: hey wanna get some sushi tomorrow?
erica: most deff. i will pen you into my schedule.
pen you in by erieee December 14, 2009
Word of the Day on March 28, 2010

in pen and paper mode 

Using the traditional method of writing something with pen and paper
The university exams will be held in pen and paper mode rather than online.
in pen and paper mode by birbaljha December 3, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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