pen and ink

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Stink'.

Ian dury (singer from the blockheads) once sang:

'I'm a blackmail man and i think you stink, you're pen and ink...'

by Jon Hazell April 30, 2006

dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.

He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

don't dip your pen in the company ink

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.

Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".

by BlackFox985 December 20, 2010

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results

"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"

by shoetaster June 25, 2022

pen and ink

super cool and amazing and purfect. the best dad + nonhuman/xenogender besties <3.

"are you friends with pen and ink on discord?"

"oh hell yeah. 🎲's a really cool . 🎲s a very sweet genie <3"

by lemon powder September 7, 2021