Two soldiers that think they're funny, so they inflict themselves on the public via their Fb page "Dos Pelicans". Vulgar. Overly sexual. Stunning. Intelligent. Bored. Irresistible. Classy motherfuckers.

Girl: OMG I want to be DP'd so badly!!
Boy: I'm your boyfriend. And I'm right here -_-
Girl: You're not Dos Pelicans, babe. Get over yourself.

Dos Pelicans by VirJohn June 14, 2013

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New Orleans Pelicans

Despite being only a few years old, the newest NBA team made the playoffs their second year and operate under the should-be MVP Anthony Davis and his sidekick point guard Jrue Holiday A truly badass team

"Who is your favorite team broh?"
"My favorite team is that new badass New Orleans Pelicans team with the unibrow wonder A. Davis"

New Orleans Pelicans by TheBiggestMan May 14, 2015

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Abused Pelicans

The greatest intramural dynasty there ever was at the University of Connecticut. The two-time defending male all-campus champions. We have more championships than you have friends.

Joe: Who are we playing today?

Steve: The Abused Pelicans.

Joe: Shit, we're gonna get our asses whooped today.

Steve: Why?

Joe: They never lose at anything, they're the best there ever was.

Abused Pelicans by elcapitano22 September 16, 2011

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Modest Pelican Gaming

Probably the greatest Battlefield and Hitman 2 youtuber. He also wants you to spread the good world of his channel by holding 100 people hostage on an airplane until everyone subscribes to his channel.

Please marry and have sex with a famous person and name the newborn baby Modest Pelican Gaming, because that would really help spread the good world of my channel.

Modest Pelican Gaming by Hob Nobben May 10, 2019

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