Pentoof 

Slippers. Especially the big puffy ones.

Hamza’s minecraft pentoof was so swag

Pentoof by Prettyboipablo December 3, 2021

Peeton

An unwanted wart in the genital area. However, instead of being passed through sexual intercourse much like herpes warts, they are obtained by the act of playing too much badminton. They are severely itchy and have a tendency to change colours; they may be purple one day, and neon green the next. The upside to a peeton that it gives a person the ability to speak pig latin fluently.

Girl: EW WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR PENIS? ...
Boy: Oh that? It's a peeton. Wanna touch?

Peeton by eivrog October 14, 2010

peetong

A male penis, usually in an errect state;

Don't touch my peetong!

peetong by darkbob October 15, 2006

peenoose 

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.

bill was diagnosed with a peenoose

peenoose by david flopidonk June 9, 2014

Peewoop 

Created by Dr Mike as a transition through slides.

Dr Mike,"On to the next meme,PEEWOOP"

Peewoop by Dmarketsguy June 16, 2020

peetour 

Going in an opposite direction or an otherwise out-of-the-way route to where you should be in search of a toilet.

Isn't your next class the other way?
Yeah, but I gotta take a peetour.

peetour by PlutoRoman October 22, 2009

Peetoot 

An alternative, yet hilarious, name to call your DICK

"My peetoot is currently pitching a tent."

Peetoot by Thrikal January 25, 2010