When you enter a public bathroom with the intent of defecating but see that there is already someone occupying the stall and/or in the bathroom to witness you entering the stall and you head for the urinals and feign urination instead.
I went in to take a dump, but i saw my boss in there washing his hands, so i took a peetour
some YouTube Troll/Spammer A.K.A. BoratSpammer and 6nv (his actual YouTube Account) He hates the Jonas Brothers and Anime with a burning passion. He also loves to spam the Jonas Brothers YT channel and troll all the Fans
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Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.
"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."
"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.