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When you enter a public bathroom with the intent of defecating but see that there is already someone occupying the stall and/or in the bathroom to witness you entering the stall and you head for the urinals and feign urination instead.
I went in to take a dump, but i saw my boss in there washing his hands, so i took a peetour
peetour by Tobias Z March 6, 2008
A brief digression from your planned route home so you can answer nature's call. Behind the bushes, mayhaps? In an alley for the classy.
"It's almost last call, let's get out of here."
"Okay but I have to take a peetour on the way."
peetour by USF loverrr January 7, 2010

PeeYourChannel 

some YouTube Troll/Spammer A.K.A. BoratSpammer and 6nv (his actual YouTube Account) He hates the Jonas Brothers and Anime with a burning passion. He also loves to spam the Jonas Brothers YT channel and troll all the Fans
JBfan1: OMFG.. today PeeYourChannel trolled about 100+ Jonas Fans!

JBfan2: That sucks! i hate Trolls, i hope they all get Suspended!
PeeYourChannel by PeeYourChannel August 8, 2009

Peeturbate 

Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.
"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."

"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
Peeturbate by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011
Derogatory name for a Peter. Derived from Pee and turd.
This is my friend, Peeturd.
Peeturd by KikiLand! January 13, 2008
An amazing habitat for students. Mainly used for hook ups, one night stands and mass orgies.
We live in peefour- it's bangin'
Peefour by peefour gal May 5, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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