peetour

Going in an opposite direction or an otherwise out-of-the-way route to where you should be in search of a toilet.

Isn't your next class the other way?
Yeah, but I gotta take a peetour.

by PlutoRoman October 22, 2009

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When you enter a public bathroom with the intent of defecating but see that there is already someone occupying the stall and/or in the bathroom to witness you entering the stall and you head for the urinals and feign urination instead.

I went in to take a dump, but i saw my boss in there washing his hands, so i took a peetour

by Tobias Z March 6, 2008

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A brief digression from your planned route home so you can answer nature's call. Behind the bushes, mayhaps? In an alley for the classy.

"It's almost last call, let's get out of here."
"Okay but I have to take a peetour on the way."

by USF loverrr January 7, 2010

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PeeYourChannel

some YouTube Troll/Spammer A.K.A. BoratSpammer and 6nv (his actual YouTube Account) He hates the Jonas Brothers and Anime with a burning passion. He also loves to spam the Jonas Brothers YT channel and troll all the Fans

JBfan1: OMFG.. today PeeYourChannel trolled about 100+ Jonas Fans!

JBfan2: That sucks! i hate Trolls, i hope they all get Suspended!

by PeeYourChannel August 8, 2009

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Peeturbate

Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.

"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."

"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."

by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011

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