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peeny weeny

a small penis not to be confused with chode
person1 you have a peeny weeny.
person2 fuck you man.
peeny weeny by nothing is here October 28, 2020

peeny weeny

A little small dinky so small that even Shonna as a junior in high school will laugh at the small peeny weeny. Shonna likes all dick but even a peeny weeny will make her laugh out loud.
Shonna typically liked to date guys with big dicks, so she couldn't help but laugh so hard when she saw that Nathan had a peeny weeny. It was so small she had to tell all of the girls in student council. Then Courtney was so curious she went on a date with Nathan so she could see if his peeny weeny was really as small as Shonna said. Courtney found out that Nathan's dick was really peeny weeny but she had to suck it because she agreed to go on the date. Courtney ended up having a crush on Nathan so she sucked his peeny weeny every weekend for her entire junior year in high school. She had fun though, and so did Nathan. Every girl knew his dick was small, though, and his nickname became peeny weeny!
peeny weeny by brad1256 January 20, 2014

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny 

A peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused with a vagina.
That guy bailey doesn't have a peeny weeny, he has a peeny weeny feeny teeny.

Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny 

Peeny weeny feeny teeny is a peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused for a vagina or a buttox.
That guy bailey hasn't got a peeny weeny, he's got a peeny weeny feeny teeny.

weeny peeny 

I know he works out but I bet he's got a weeny peeny
weeny peeny by mhatt February 4, 2009

peen weenis 

When someone hits you with a peen (back part of a hammer) on your weenis (elbow skin) usually at the doctors to test your reflex.
Person 1: bro yesterday my doctor gave me the peen weenis test

Person 2: aw I feel sorry for u man
peen weenis by Festerisfestering April 23, 2018
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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