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Peenard

Big neenard
Chigga: That is one Big peenard
by Lil' riggA! August 10, 2023
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Peenarse

Used by Vinnie Jones in the film Snatch. It is the cross between a penis and an arse, used as an insult without swearing.
''You peenarse''
by SpursGirlMeg May 6, 2010
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Peenarse

An insult indicating that the accused is both a penis and an arsehole
You silly fucking peenarse
by AB_Drax July 7, 2003
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peanard

Generally refering to someone with very small testicles.

- A ignorant, impotent or weak minded/willed/hearted.

- A weakling.
" You're such a Peanard, Frank "

" Oi! Lookit' them Peanards "
by blahbity June 14, 2004
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Peetard

Noun. Person (usually teenage girl) who is obsessively in love with the character Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games books and movies. Sometimes seen carrying posters that read "I love Peeniss."
Josh Hutcherson got mobbed by a band of Peetards.
by Harrylovesjeni June 22, 2012
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peetard

Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.
Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!
by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008
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Peetard

Someone who urinates on themselves unintentionally
Tanner is such a peetard that he quit basketball because he was embarrassed
by Tsukiyomeme November 30, 2018
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