peeptard

somebody who idolizes little peep and everything the guy lived for

*taking zannies and rubbing one out to lil xans 'betrayed'
Peeptard: this new album makes me want to quit school and get face tats. Anyone trying to listen to lil peep now?

by EasterPeeps May 16, 2018

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Peeptart is a based red and white fur dragon with purple hair who is obsessed with cheese. If your cheese goes missing, you'll know why.

"Fuck shit fuck Peeptart ate my cheese again."

"Dude that's all he does what did you expect?"

by lxlMlgGramerlxl December 2, 2021

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Noun. Person (usually teenage girl) who is obsessively in love with the character Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games books and movies. Sometimes seen carrying posters that read "I love Peeniss."

Josh Hutcherson got mobbed by a band of Peetards.

by Harrylovesjeni June 22, 2012

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Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.

Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!

by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008

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