Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet'
s coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We
don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat
milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in
dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and
Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so
retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i
don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!
