peenex 

what you blow your hose into

"I'm almost there honey, quick pass me the peenex!"

peenex by sambucca September 27, 2005

peener and veggies 

A penis and ballsack.

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

peener and veggies by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015

Peener 

combination of penis and weiner

Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"

Peener by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013

foul peener 

A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.

Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !

foul peener by Ténti December 30, 2013

Sneaky-Peener 

Sneaky-Peener
n.

1. A person with shady, alternative motives.

"That fellow over in the dimly lit corner of the bar, he sure looks like a Sneaky-Peener"

Sneaky-Peener by Christopher Peenerson February 2, 2010

peenee 

1. noun

a female's pet name for a penis

Mary asked with a giggle, "does the peenee want to come out and play?"

peenee by panzerr October 21, 2004

Peener 

Penis + Weiner = Peener

It's just more fun

Peener Peener Mansee has a weiner.
Sarah has a peener
That boy is a peener.

Peener by Peener October 13, 2004