Adj. The feeling right after something awful happens, such as when your heart stops and your hands get clammy and cold and your head and ears feel hot.

Example: I felt terribly prefext after I had realized I had backed up into the car on my way to the beach.

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Peefect

A perfect pee.

I just peed on you, it was peefect!

Peefect by Herr B April 23, 2011

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Perfext

The perfect sext.

Sally and I were texting then she sent the perfext. I came instantly.

Perfext by Castro4459 November 26, 2016

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Perfext

When you meant to say 'perfect' but to dumb to say it

"I'm such a perfext model"
"Don't you mean perfect?"

Perfext by Chumperinie August 19, 2020

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Peefect

adjective

complete and correct in every way, of the best possible type or without fault: so flawless as to the feeling derived from witnessing such an event is akin to peeing after being forced to hold it in for a very long time.

"Is that ok?" "Yes baby, peefect."
It s so flawless you can almost say its peefect.

Peefect by Happy Anniversary December 15, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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