Some ugly, deceased reject that does a terrible Steve Irwin impression on his sorry ass youtube video. His untimely death came just after his senior year at Esperanza High School when he decided to hop in a vehicle and race some idiot on a major street while intoxicated. I say untimely because frankly, it wasn't soon enough! Good riddance to garbage, you won't be missed you loser ass, party doucher hahaha
See that dented pole? That's Petefoss!
Bro 1: "Hey I'm drunk and stupid, Let's race down a street!"
Bro 2: "Whoa there, broham, don't you go pulling a Petefoss on me now!"
That guy over there is skinny and tall and stupid-looking. Looks just LikePete!
Person with a pitch fork as a penis, preferable ginger.
Metal pitchfork with wood spiraling up it. Someone with a peenfork has a 100% chance of having a fire crotch baby.
Strange phenomena of male urination in which the pee spews forth in two different directions. Pissing on the floor is almost guaranteed until it naturally "rights" itself.
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texaswill vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.