Strange phenomena of male urination in which the pee spews forth in two different directions. Pissing on the floor is almost guaranteed until it naturally "rights" itself.
Person with a pitch fork as a penis, preferable ginger.
Metal pitchfork with wood spiraling up it. Someone with a peenfork has a 100% chance of having a fire crotch baby.
n. Not being able to pee when other people are around. This can be particularly noticeable in crowded public restrooms and on hiking trips when others are waiting for you to finish peeing.
(Looking back at longline of patrons waiting for your urinal) "Sorry guys, I'm having a little peeformance anxiety here."