Peefork

Strange phenomena of male urination in which the pee spews forth in two different directions. Pissing on the floor is almost guaranteed until it naturally "rights" itself.

"I must have slept on it wrong, woke up and peeforked all over the place"

by grittz November 18, 2007

Peenfork

Person with a pitch fork as a penis, preferable ginger.
Metal pitchfork with wood spiraling up it. Someone with a peenfork has a 100% chance of having a fire crotch baby.

Mitch you so have a peenfork

by JakerinaRawR&&Shelberino October 20, 2010

peeformance anxiety

n. Not being able to pee when other people are around. This can be particularly noticeable in crowded public restrooms and on hiking trips when others are waiting for you to finish peeing.

(Looking back at long line of patrons waiting for your urinal) "Sorry guys, I'm having a little peeformance anxiety here."

by Bill Tyrant July 18, 2010

Preforkulation

The act of picking up your fork before your food arrives.

Preforkulation is frowned upon at an upscale restaurant.

by Skerry12 December 8, 2019