peebation

The inability to pee after masturbating.

"I suffer from peebation real bad"
"Me too bro!"

by gingerbiscuittru December 16, 2014

Dodecatuple Secret Probation

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.

From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!

by newkie December 15, 2011

prebating

Masturbating before meeting up with someone that you want to fuck so as to avoid said fucking.

Girl, she was straight prebating to her professor before going to his lecture.

by beer_and_nascar June 4, 2018

probation officer

person to whom you must check in with while on probation.

Damn, I wish I could go out with you to the bars tonight Leroy but, I've got to see my probation officer in the morning.

by The View June 19, 2008

Facebook probation

1. When you take someone out of facebook limbo by accepting their friend request, but with the "This person can only see my limited profile" setting.

2. Moving a facebook friend's status down from normal to limited profile so they can't see all your shit.

1. "Yeah that chick from my math class keeps adding me as a friend. I think I'm just gonna put her on Facebook probation so she'll stop annoying me."

2. "Alright this dude has commented on all 150 of my photos. He's going on facebook probation.

by tdbmachine January 6, 2008

conversation probation

When someone talks too damn much and needs a conversation timeonut, that person has been put on conversation probation.

Rob: "Shut the fuck up!"
Nick: "What?"
Rob: "Bitch, your on conversation probation for 20 minutes!"

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

prelationship

The stage between casual flirting and a full blow relationship. Both people are obviously interested in each other.

Yeah, I saw her again at the party last night. I think our prelationship is really flourishing.

Little did I know, she was already in a happy prelationship.

by Teem Schmikk April 5, 2011