pee'd 

A very common misspelling of the word, "peed" .

Josh had to go so badly, he simply pee'd behind a parked UPS truck.

pee'd by Telephony February 21, 2022

Pee'd in my cornflakes 

Definition 1: A reply to be used when someone thinks they have the answer to a question but another individual participating in the argument proves them wrong with a detailed and knowledgeable answer with no sympathy for the other original participant's dignity or reputation.

Definition 2: A reply to be used when someone replies to an insult or argument with a flawlessly epic one liner or put down.

Example: "You've just pee'd in my cornflakes."

Pee'd in my cornflakes by Nathan Speirs... May 16, 2010

grandpa-pee'd 

Think of an absolutely awesome party abruptly and absolutely ruined by the arrival of your grandfather along with his comments about the insolent and hopeless youth. Well that's a royally grandpa-pee'd moment.

Well a grandpa-pee'd moment is pretty much obvious, you cannot miss it when it strikes down on you.

grandpa-pee'd by The humble author of Eme-ki August 19, 2009

I'd Pee In Her Butt 

A girl walks down the street and she is very Sexy/Attractive. Instead of saying i want to bone her, you say, "I'd Pee in her butt".

Bob: "Damn look at her she is hot:
Me: "Yeah I would pee in her but"

I'd Pee In Her Butt by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

i'd pee on her porch 

Confusing expression of love/admiration for a woman. Similar to boys pulling a girl's hair on the playground. He really cares for her, but is uncomfortable/awkward about expressing the emotion. This euphemism that sounds vaguely degrading is known to mean that he's actually really in to her.

Can also be used in the accusatory "He'd pee on her porch" - used to call out a "bro" for his love without outright embarassing him and having uncomfortable conversations about real feelings, which should, obviously, be avoided at all times.

"That woman has duel masters degrees, volunteers at the soup kitchen, and has the body of a goddess. I'd pee on her porch"

"Look at Gifford talking to that straight up super vixen, he'd pee on her porch"

i'd pee on her porch by Donghammer Collective February 10, 2015

I'd Pee in Her Butt 

She is so hot, your main thinking isnt to actually pee in her butt, but you would if she wanted you to.

At the bar with your buddies, a hotty walks across the room, you say I'd Pee in Her Butt.

I'd Pee in Her Butt by Kulvir March 5, 2012

I'd pee in her butt 

It means that you would have sex with that person

Guy#1 Hey man check out that chick over there.

Guy #2 I'd pee in her butt

I'd pee in her butt by Loufishy May 27, 2016