pee-do

n. a small penis. this word is typically used by children, but may refer to a grown man's dong if it is tiny enough.

"Mommy, my pee-do is hard. Will it go away?"

by FeFe16 December 31, 2009

do you still sit when you pee?

What one says when you think the other person should have learned how to do or already done by now. It's used as an insult to tell the person theyre pathetic.

50 year old: I've never had sex.

30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.

16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.

6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.

5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)

USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?

by Do YOU still sit when you pee? August 23, 2009

pee donkey

a man's penis

my girl likes to ride the pee donkey.

by losr4lif January 17, 2011

pee dot

A small dot of pee on a males boxers/underwear caused from having to go pee or pulling it in too quickly after going pee.

I got a pee dot, after pulling my thing back in too fast, but luckily it's not as bad as me peeing my self.

by jake-up December 3, 2005

poo poo pee doo

The sound your grandmom makes when she gets up from the table and farts

<Grandmom gets up> <farts> and exclaims, "Poo Poo Pee Doo!" as she walks to the bathroom.

by Ganse Konig November 26, 2019

pee-douched

during sex when a guy pee's in the vagina

Mike : "I was bonin' this girl and I had to piss real bad so I just went in her"
Steve : "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEE-DOUCHED HER!@@"

by schmolly December 2, 2009

pee the dog

Letting the dog go outside to pee and/or drop a few stools.

{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
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{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.

by Telephony December 22, 2021