pedoption 

noun. A portmanteau of "Pedophile adoption", when a pedophile adopts a boy or girl with the sole intention of molestation.(See Little Orphan Annie, Webster, Diff'rent Strokes for examples)

John: "Do you like the show Diff'rent Strokes?"

Joe:"Nah man! That whole pedoption thing creaps me out!"

John: "What?!"

pedoption by alstin January 4, 2010

Pedopino

pedəˈpēnō

A person of Filipino descent that has sex with children.

I mean, come on, it's pretty obvious what a Pedopino is.

It's hard to give an example, as Filipinos all look like they're 12.

That's the genius of being a Pedopino, who's gonna know right?

Pedopino by Sundog_ January 5, 2014

Ploptions

When faced with only undesireable choices or options, these choices or options are called ploptions.

So, your ploptions are: certain death or certain death.

Ploptions by Cocoperere January 3, 2010

pedopyronecrohomobeastiphiliac

Having a sexual attraction to underage, burning, dead, animals of the same gender.

I think Andrew is a pedopyronecrohomobeastiphiliac.

pedopyronecrohomobeastiphiliac by dkjm_krrb July 29, 2009

redoption 

When someone gives back a child or animal that they have adopted.

That kid I adopted was ugly, so I put him up for redoption.

redoption by mygirlLiLi123 November 18, 2011

PedoPutin

Pedoputin short for a pedophile racist terrorist president.

Fella 1: Did you hear Putin is a pedo?
Fella 2: No! I know he is the leader of a terrorist country, but him being a pedo? That surly ain’t true, right?
Fella 1: No it’s all over the news in the Daily Mail! Litvinenko claimed there was videos of Putin having sex with boys!
Fella 2: Whaaaat!!!
Fella 1: Yeah!
Fella 3: What a fucking freak! Let’s henceforth refer to that waste of space as PedoPutin and use #PedoPutin in social media to make it trend and stick for eternity.
Fella 1 & 2: Yeah cool.

PedoPutin by KajmanStan August 21, 2022

Pedopino

A pedophile who is/was born in the country called philippines

Oh look Waltuh, pedro the pedopino is here! Hide the children!!

Pedopino by JamieNot November 18, 2022