pedophag 

A person who is a pedophile and a fag.

A guy who only likes older men, but at the same time likes younger girls. He's a pedophag!

pedophag by daveforte August 14, 2009

Pedophallus 

Combining the words ‘Pedophile’ and ‘Phallus’ together enabling the average gamer to deliver two insults in one blow, calling his opponent both a pedophile and a penis, the erect penis of a pedophile or even a pedophile with an erection depending upon how the insult is received.

Kai -

"lulz! These akimbo 1887 models are pure pwnage"

The entire mw2 community -

"You're a pedophallic failure at life"

The offending pedophallus will then attempt to regain his dignity by making a joke about the other person's mother before swiftly leaving the lobby and spending the rest of his/her evening furiously masturbating to pictures of Gary Glitter and Les Dennis.

Pedophallus by A Creepy Priest July 22, 2010

Pedophagia 

a person who eats children in a specified manner

That kid was eaten by a man with pedophagia

Pedophagia by Jifiu May 6, 2020

pedophant 

loveable elephant that loves little children

god look at him he's such a pedophant

pedophant by pedophant123 April 28, 2009

pedophake

When someone unwittingly lusts after a young boy/girl without knowing their age.

Mark stared at the girl's beautiful ass as she walked down the street, but realised he had been pedophaked when she turned around and he saw that she was only 10 years old.

pedophake by Gunnar Longshanks January 4, 2007

pediphagia 

To eat one's own foot.

Mark: Your mom is hot, too bad your dad is boning another woman
Jim: What?
Mark: Oh crap, I just committed pediphagia!

pediphagia by Mr. Peterson August 31, 2008

pedophoggles 

a simple pair of glasses make you look like a pedophile

did ya see miller? hes got the pedophoggles on again.

pedophoggles by sm8th January 7, 2020