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Combining the words ‘Pedophile’ and ‘Phallus’ together enabling the average gamer to deliver two insults in one blow, calling his opponent both a pedophile and a penis, the erect penis of a pedophile or even a pedophile with an erection depending upon how the insult is received.
Kai -

"lulz! These akimbo 1887 models are pure pwnage"

The entire mw2 community -

"You're a pedophallic failure at life"

The offending pedophallus will then attempt to regain his dignity by making a joke about the other person's mother before swiftly leaving the lobby and spending the rest of his/her evening furiously masturbating to pictures of Gary Glitter and Les Dennis.
by A Creepy Priest July 21, 2010
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