pedophalistic 

Adjective
When someone is talking to someone younger knowing their age they are described as pedophalistic

Tom: you’re young but peng
Hannah: ew you’re moving bare pedophalistic fam

pedophalistic by kfazed July 31, 2021

pedophilistic 

pedophileistic. pedophilistic is when someone is a pedophile, but may be too young, so you would call them pedophilistic.

‘look at him, what a pedophile’
‘mate he’s 15, he’s just being pedophilistic’

pedophilistic by Jess Ann Long February 18, 2021

pedophilistic 

Someone (usually yourself) who has the urge to stuff little kid's stinkboxes full of sour gummy bears.

"Hes got pedophilistic tendencies? Oh, well- tell him theres towels in the closet. Bitch."

pedophilistic by Senior El Jalepeno March 3, 2005

pedophilistic 

(adj.) being like a pedophile

I would feel pedophilistic if I were attracted to an anime character that had the face of a twleve-year-old.

pedophilistic by mheubel January 13, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019