Pectoralis

A Pectoralis is someone who isn't afraid of fire, animals, gravity, water, diseases and everything else that could harm you. He is also very good when it comes to daily-routine-task like making a fire, repairing literally everything bare handed and avoiding not to get killed. Pectoralis' s somehow manage to be very kind although they eat J's, Danger and Violence for breakfast. We don't know everything about the Pectoralis but one thing is sure: If you have a Pectoralis as a enemy than better pack your goddamn things and start crying till its over because don't you dare think you can escape from this massive alpha-male.

Pia: Hey where is Pectoralis?
Denny: I dunno, Pectoralis said he would be here in 15 Minutes.
Danyal: Don't worry Pectoralis is probably smoking his spliff right now...

Pectoralis by SirSatsukai November 3, 2017

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Pectoralysis

Loss of pectoral muscle function and range of motion. Most commonly caused by excessive chest exercises in a workout.

Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.

Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility

Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)

-I did the P-90X chest/Back workout and I had Pectoralysis for a week!

-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?

-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.

Pectoralysis by Bobby Blueberry July 14, 2011

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pectorials

a word screamed by a sylbieerras she forcefully grabs at the chest of an unconsenting male. this is often done in surprise, making a man scream

Sylbieerr: PECTORIALS!!!
Random assault victim: AAAGH!!!

pectorials by Erriott July 29, 2006

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vagina pectoris

deep intermammary cleavage used as a vagina by someone wanting to schtupp his girlfriend but not actually penetrate her

coitus interruptus is fine if you really haven't released anything...vagina pectoris is a lot safer...i mean, who ever got a girl pregnant by squirting her boobs?

vagina pectoris by Poo T. Tang May 16, 2010