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Pectoralis

A Pectoralis is someone who isn't afraid of fire, animals, gravity, water, diseases and everything else that could harm you. He is also very good when it comes to daily-routine-task like making a fire, repairing literally everything bare handed and avoiding not to get killed. Pectoralis' s somehow manage to be very kind although they eat J's, Danger and Violence for breakfast. We don't know everything about the Pectoralis but one thing is sure: If you have a Pectoralis as a enemy than better pack your goddamn things and start crying till its over because don't you dare think you can escape from this massive alpha-male.
Pia: Hey where is Pectoralis?
Denny: I dunno, Pectoralis said he would be here in 15 Minutes.
Danyal: Don't worry Pectoralis is probably smoking his spliff right now...
by SirSatsukai November 3, 2017
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Pectoralysis

Loss of pectoral muscle function and range of motion. Most commonly caused by excessive chest exercises in a workout.

Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.

Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility

Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)
-I did the P-90X chest/Back workout and I had Pectoralysis for a week!

-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?

-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.
by Bobby Blueberry July 14, 2011
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pectorials

a word screamed by a sylbieerras she forcefully grabs at the chest of an unconsenting male. this is often done in surprise, making a man scream
Sylbieerr: PECTORIALS!!!
Random assault victim: AAAGH!!!
by Erriott July 29, 2006
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vagina pectoris

deep intermammary cleavage used as a vagina by someone wanting to schtupp his girlfriend but not actually penetrate her
coitus interruptus is fine if you really haven't released anything...vagina pectoris is a lot safer...i mean, who ever got a girl pregnant by squirting her boobs?
by Poo T. Tang May 16, 2010
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pectorials

also known as "pecs" on a guy (most probably wearing a wifebeater) with rippling muscles
hott guy with muscles enters the room
settit: "hey rachelle-pectorials up in here!!"
rachelle: damn !!
by Settit July 1, 2006
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pectoral

I was hit in the right pectoral.
by frabrizio June 9, 2018
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pectoral

The chest region and anything relating to it
Did you see his pectoral
by Queen Nona July 14, 2016
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