Peckertrails 

The dried remains of sperm.

Dude did Webster sleep with some chick on your couch last night cause there are Peckertrails everywhere!

Peckertrails by davethenooch September 7, 2006

peckertrish  

1) Part-time shelf-stocker; full-time MILF
2) An aspiring fluffer with dreams of porn star greatness in the spirit of “Debbie Does Dallas”. ie. “PeckerTrish Does Pennsyltucky”
3) To defend one’s brainfarts by rebuffing: “Asshole!”, especially when publicly called out for random acts of boneheadedness

1) That peckertrish should stop fluffing the customers and start restocking the acai berry pills. She’ll never make commission that way.
2) That peckertrish should stop restocking the acai berry pills and start fluffing the customers. She’ll never get discovered that way.
3) You don’t need to explain , just peckertrish: “Peckerneck, I was replying to the next-to-last post, half-way down on the left side of the previous page. Don’t laugh at me. Asshole!”

peckertrish by Peckermora December 22, 2008

peckertracks 

a conjunction of the words pecker and tracks, means the same as pecker tracks,peckertrails- , trace of sperm left somewhere

the ignorant buffoon threw his wife over the dinner table and shagged her wildly and wiped his peckertracks on the curtains

peckertracks by yoki karioake July 10, 2009

peckertracks 

What Neal Cassady and "Cherry St." Mary left all over Denver, CO. in 1945. (see: The Joan Anderson Letter)

"We did it in so many places that Denver was covered with our peckertracks." -- Neal Cassady (in J.A.L.)

peckertracks by CFjohnny55 July 1, 2019