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Peckernut 

A derogatory term used by a parent to their child to indicate they are annoying or used when the child has performed a moronic act.
Dad: "You are truly a peckernut, Chris! What are you going to do next?"
or
Dad: "Go and play in the other room you peckernut. I am watching the game!"
Peckernut by Mahalollama September 13, 2009

peckersnot 

I was banging this broad last night and when I pulled out I used my peckersnot to draw a map of Hawaii on her face.
peckersnot by cartographer79 May 14, 2010

pecker gnat 

small gnats flying around a dogs pecker when its hot outside
Bob:Hey bill look at spot hes swarming with pecker gnats, hes licking his balls, bet you wish you could do that Bill: spot would probably bite me Bob.
pecker gnat by briar gates November 13, 2004

peckersnot 

When I couldn't hold on any more, I blew my peckersnot all over her tits.
peckersnot by Fockeroo April 20, 2006

Dog Pecker Gnat

A dude that is always around. A person nobody really likes that is always present or appears in a particular circle of friends, bugging, bothering or annoying. Never going away even after constant "swating".
I can't believe Tom is at the party, he's like a Goddamn Dog Pecker Gnat. He fuckin' bothers me.
Dog Pecker Gnat by Marc B.Matthews September 5, 2008

peckerations

1-decorations and party favors pertaining to and resembling the male penis.

2-any outfit or accessory used to dress up and decorate the male penis.
Wow Holly, you sure went all out finding all the right peckerations for Jane's bachelorette party. The penis straws
big Johnson piñata and the dick nose you got are quite fantastic.

I just love that fire breathing dragon cock sock you got for your man.
peckerations by rbilt March 4, 2011