2 definitions by briar gates

pecker gnat

small gnats flying around a dogs pecker when its hot outside

Bob:Hey bill look at spot hes swarming with pecker gnats, hes licking his balls, bet you wish you could do that Bill: spot would probably bite me Bob.

by briar gates November 14, 2004

one eyed mule

a man describing his large penis

brb gotta drain the one eyed mule

by briar gates November 5, 2004